February 11, 1995 – Bob Newhart / Des’ree (S20 E12)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

COLIN FERGUSON TRIAL
Colin Ferguson (TIM) tries to defend himself against murder charges

— Boy, they sure are getting a lot of mileage out of Court TV sketches lately. Weird seeing one that’s NOT about the O.J. Trial for once this season.
— A big laugh from Tim’s Colin Ferguson claiming he didn’t shoot the passengers, they shot him.
— This is a solid Tim Meadows showcase. I love his performance here. These last few episodes, SNL has finally been giving him more to do.
— Man, David seems so checked out in his performances this season. I find his aloof, half-assed performances this season to be very off-putting.
— Ferguson ducking out of the way when asking David to point out who shot him was very funny.
— Interesting inclusion of Bob Newhart. His deadpan style is absolutely perfect for this, especially his delivery of the line “Well, it was a normal day until you started shooting people.”
— A lot of funny turns throughout this cold opening.
— A delayed camera switch causes us to miss a gag where a bored Mark is shown building a model ship inside a bottle. The gag would later be shown in reruns.
— I love Mark’s constant “No more questions, your honor.”
— Kevin “Oh, He’s Still On The Show?” Nealon (who gets thrown a bone in this cold opening by getting to say his first “Live from New York…” of the season) keeps pausing in between lines to jut out his lips as Terry Moran. I’m guessing that’s part of the impression (I can’t say for sure, since I don’t know what Terry Moran looks like), kinda similar to how he used to hold down the sides of his eyes when playing Brent Musberger or how he imitated Bill Bradley’s double chin when playing him in a debate sketch.
STARS: ****


OPENING MONTAGE
— Don Pardo stumbles when saying “It’s Saturday Night Live”. This would later be fixed in reruns.


MONOLOGUE
host does stand-up about a new security guard’s King Kong phone call

— There goes what’s sometimes known as The Carlin Line (named after host George Carlin), when someone who’s hosting for a second time many years after their first hosting gig (15 years in Bob Newhart’s case) says a sarcastic variation of “I did such a good job hosting (insert large number here) years ago that they couldn’t wait to have me back.”
— This King Kong phone call bit is an absolutely classic Bob Newhart routine that’s fun to watch. A quintessential display of his brilliant stand-up style.
— I particularly love the line “My jurisdiction only extends to his navel.”
STARS: *****


RICKI LAKE
Bob Hartley (host) gives advice about odd love triangle

— As I mentioned in my review of the Montel Williams Show sketch from the season 18 Kirstie Alley episode, not only does that sketch remind me of this Ricki Lake sketch and not only does Farley play a guest in both sketches, but he even wears the same shirt in both sketches (though with a blazer over it in the Montel sketch) (side-by-side comparison below).

— Speaking of recycled costumes, is Ellen’s first outfit and wig the same one she wore in the Geek Dweeb Or Spazz sketch (side-by-side comparison below)?

— A nice way to have Bob reprise his character from The Bob Newhart Show.
— I like the running gag with Ellen playing various audience members.
— I also like how you can see Ellen changing outfits in the background, though I’m not sure if that sighting is intentional.
— Lots of funny lines from Bob throughout this, again perfectly utilizing his deadpan style. Nobody else can make the line “These sick puppies just gotta stop doing the nasty” as funny as him.
STARS: ***


BOOK BUZZ
(CHF)’s world record book has only personally verifiable feats

— Speaking of the season 18 Kirstie Alley episode, this Book Buzz sketch was originally cut after dress rehearsal from that episode. In that version, Mike Myers played the role that Bob Newhart is playing here.
— The premise of this sketch is reminiscent of a season 10 sketch with George Carlin (I’ve been mentioning him a lot tonight). I guess tonight’s sketch has a slightly different spin on it, but I definitely prefer the Carlin sketch.
— At least Farley is playing a subdued role for once this season.
— Kind of a slow-moving, quiet sketch that would’ve felt more fitting later in the show.
— Farley’s getting some laughs, especially his bit about the mammal with the largest sex organ.
STARS: **½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “You Gotta Be”


WEEKEND UPDATE
while on the witness stand at the O.J. trial, (CSE) mugs for the camera
DAS evaluates potential suitors for Cindy Crawford
for Valentine’s Day, ADS plays guitar & sings about the “Sex Phone Lady”

— I love how it’s become a running gag these last few Updates for Norm to do an exaggeration of the final score of that year’s Super Bowl.
— I got an unintended laugh from Norm’s odd way of pronouncing “juror”, putting very heavy emphasis on the “or” part of the word.
— Poor Laura. Is 70% of her appearances this season just playing Marcia Clark? She’s not even on camera in this one.
— Elliott’s bit is freakin’ hilarious, especially when he starts making “boop” type sounds into the camera.
— Can it be any more obvious that David is beyond done with Hollywood Minute? It’s been an entire year since he last did a Hollywood Minute, and his commentary tonight is some weird thinly-veiled variation of it.
— Oof, some really dead spots in David’s commentary, not helped by him ONCE AGAIN giving a lethargic, aloof, half-assed performance. However, I did get a big laugh from his crack about Bud Bundy (David Faustino): “This guy couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas.”
— Another amusingly odd Norm Macdonald pronunciation tonight, with him pronouncing “taco” as “tack-o”. Is that pronunciation a Canadian thing?
— HUGE audience reaction to Adam showing up to do a guitar song.
— This is one of Adam’s lesser-known Update guitar songs, but I recall this one being decent. Let’s see if it still holds up.
— Interesting deep voice Adam’s singing with here.
— An overall okay-if-not-memorable song from Adam, with my favorite part being how he tells the sex phone lady that his name is Chris Farley.
STARS: ***½


BAYWATCH
the lifeguards are slow to react to a drowning man (CHF)

— During the recreation of the Baywatch opening credits, the audience initially laughs out loud at the group shot of the SNL cast as Baywatch actors, and at the individual intro shots of Michael as David Hasselhoff and Janeane as Pamela Anderson, but then the audience is dead silent for the rest of the cast intros. There’s no real joke in this overly straightfoward recreation of the Baywatch opening credits, other than Janeane’s fake chest. This reminds me of a gripe I had with how the Blossom parody from the preceding season’s Sara Gilbert episode did a straight recreation of the Blossom opening credits with no joke. But hell, even THAT recreation had a goofy charm that I now can see kinda worked, whereas this Baywatch credits recreation is just dull.
— I’m kinda ashamed to admit this, but that Baywatch theme song is damn catchy.
— Two episodes in a row with a sketch involving Farley screaming for help while drowning in water?
— I bet Janeane particularly hates playing this role.
— Where is this sketch going?
— Wow, that twist ending was awful.
— The sketch is over, and I’m left just scratching my head over what the hell this was supposed to be.
— Overall, our first bomb of the night. I hadn’t realized until now how consistently I had been enjoying tonight’s episode before this sketch showed up.
STARS: *


POST OFFICE HR
employee relations officer (host) talks with a disgruntled postal worker

— Very interesting first-person perspective format of this, feeling like a sister sketch to The Continental sketches with Christopher Walken. And with Bob Newhart in the lead role, this feels like a creative way to build a sketch around a possible stand-up routine of his. (I doubt this actually is a stand-up routine of his, I’m just saying it seems like it could be.)
— I love the part with Bob saying the postal worker being interviewed wrote “What’s it to you?” when answering what his social security number is.
— Yet another sketch tonight that Bob’s delivery is perfect for. He’s especially hilarious delivering the line “I find it hard to believe that the devil would have spent the past 45 years sorting mail.”
— The lack of audible speaking or head-nodding responses from the postal worker being interviewed (who’s perspective the camera is showing) and the fact that we can’t see this disturbed character actually helps the sketch, as it adds to the character’s unsettling vibe.
STARS: ****½


HI BOB
host tries to discourage CHF & CSE from playing “Hi Bob” drinking game

— Feels very rare this season to see SNL’s backstage.
— An odd but interesting pairing of Farley and Elliott.
— Fun sketch, and a good way to get pretty much the whole cast involved, even if most of them are just briefly passing by the camera while saying “Hi, Bob”.
— Some funny twists and variations to the “Hi Bob” bit, such as David saying “Bob, hi”, and a confused Farley & Elliott pulling out a “Hi Bob” rule book when there’s a back-to-back instance of Adam saying “Hi” and Jay saying “Bob”.
— I like Farley and Elliott’s drunkenness now getting to the point where they’re seen in the background being unable to stand.
STARS: ****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Feels So High”


SPORTS BEAT
ups & downs of a manic-depressive announcer’s (host) career

— Right out of the gate, Kevin flubs his opening line, but saves himself with a decent ad-lib afterwards.
— Funny reveal of Bob’s manic depression as we see his stone-faced demeanor, right after we hear soundbytes of his excitable sports announcing.
— A very slow-moving, dry sketch, but it’s absolutely PERFECT for Bob, especially given the subject matter. This is another sketch that I can’t picture anyone but him selling.
— I love the soundbyte of Bob’s out-of-place depressed-sounding announcement of Hank Aaron’s record-breaking home run, as well as a soundbyte of his out-of-place excited announcement of an out during a Phillies game.
STARS: ****½


DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY


GOODNIGHTS / THE VERY END OF THE SHOW
Bob Hartley tells wife Emily (Suzanne Pleshette) about his bad SNL dream

— Very charming out-of-the-ordinary goodnights moment with a smiling Norm (making a rare goodnights appearance) getting his Bob Newhart comedy albums signed by the man himself.
— And now we get something even more out of the ordinary in these goodnights, with an excellent sudden turn after the goodnights end, where we get a parody of the series finale of the sitcom Newhart, with Bob waking up in bed with his TV wife and revealing the SNL episode we saw was just a dream. A classic move on SNL’s part.


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— Season 20 continues to not completely suck, much to my pleasant surprise. The show’s been on a nice streak lately of episodes ranging from okay to great, and tonight’s episode was particularly strong. It was even better than I had remembered it being from past viewings. Some really high-quality sketches tonight, especially in the post-Update half, and the episode was capped off by a classic post-goodnights bit. There was only one thing all night that I flat-out disliked (Baywatch). Bob Newhart was a wonderful host, and the writers accommodated his comedic style perfectly by writing him into sketches where his trademark delivery fit like a glove. His style of humor dominating the night probably explains why this was such a strong season 20 episode.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (David Hyde Pierce)
a mild step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
OH NO. I spoke too soon about my pleasure in how season 20’s not completely sucking lately. Our next episode is DEION FUCKING SANDERS. Get ready for the mother of all trainwrecks, folks.

January 21, 1995 – David Hyde Pierce / Live (S20 E11)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

ALLOWED EVIDENCE
Judge Ito (MIM) decides what evidence will be allowed in the O.J. trial

— For some reason, the way Farley looks as F. Lee Bailey cracks me up.
— A good laugh from Mark high-fiving his opposing team after the Pamela Anderson announcement.
— Just now, a mysterious blue light flashes onscreen from off-camera (first screencap below). No idea where that blue light came from (somebody snapping a photo, maybe?), but SNL would later hide this in reruns by substituting this small portion of the cold opening with the dress rehearsal version, a substitution that’s very noticeable, as the wig that Mark wears throughout the sketch is suddenly missing and he’s sporting his normal hair (second screencap below).

— Very funny line about a request to show Mandingo and the whipping scene from Roots.
— Poor Laura, being stuck in yet another non-speaking role in what ends up being her only appearance of the entire night.
— I guess it’s nice that Mike gets to say “Live from New York…” on his final episode as a cast member, whether they know he’s leaving or not.
STARS: ***


OPENING MONTAGE
— The theme music would later be replaced in reruns with the dress rehearsal version. Same goes for the following monologue.


MONOLOGUE
host sings variant of “I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General”

— Very interesting, out-of-the-ordinary format for this monologue. I love this. This has always been one of my favorite monologues of this season.
— Very catchy song with funny lyrics.
— David Hyde Pierce’s timing seems a little off and shaky with some of his lyrics.
— Just now, Pierce completely misses his musical cue to start singing a verse, so he just stays silent and does a goofy little finger dance while waiting for the next go-around in the music to sing his verse. This, along with his aforementioned shaky timing earlier in this monologue, is presumably the reason why this monologue would be replaced in reruns with the dress rehearsal version.
STARS: ****


AMAZIN’ LASER
lawn care barely taps the potential of the Amazin’ Laser garden gun

— Years ago, I used to dismiss this as a poor man’s hybrid of two classic commercials from the late 80s/early 90s years: Happy Fun Ball and Yard-a-Pult. I would later come around on this commercial and realize how unfair I was in my dismissal of it.
— Elliott is perfect for this.
— A lot of laughs from the disclaimers shown throughout this, even if it does have somewhat of a Happy Fun Ball-esque vibe.
— Towards the end, you can hear a voice in the studio loudly yell “Ten secoooonds!”, which is presumably the stage manager alerting the performers on when the next sketch is about to go on air.
STARS: ****


POETRY CLASS
(CHF) & (JAG) use rock song lyrics to do well in (host)’s poetry class

— One of the more popular sketches of this troubled season.
— I’ve always noticed that the leather jacket Farley wears in this sketch seems to be the same one he wears in another popular classroom sketch from earlier this era, French Class with Alec Baldwin (side-by-side comparison below). I wonder if this connection between both sketches is intentional or just a coincidence.

— The reveal of Farley’s poem being lyrics from “You Shook Me All Night Long” is absolutely hilarious.
— Is Janeane trying not to laugh during the part with Pierce having her and Farley stand with him together in front of the class?
— Janeane and Adam’s poems also being from rock songs are funny as well. Adam’s delivery of his poem is especially priceless.
— Pierce is helping sell the joke with his obliviousness to all the plagiarism.
— Good turn with Pierce mistaking Adam’s “Jump” poem as a cry for help.
— Great line at the end with “Wanna go fire up a doobie?”
STARS: ****½


TALES OF LITTLE WOMEN
prim kids turn nasty after falling through the ice

— I’ve always felt this sketch was highly overrated. To me, this is just one of a billion tired season 20 Chris Farley yelling sketches, which I’m noticing the show has been relying particularly heavy on these last two episodes.
— Much like the Mystery Dinner Theater sketch in the preceding episode, I probably would enjoy the turn with Farley’s prim 19th century character yelling a whole bunch of crude things had this sketch appeared in one of Farley’s earlier seasons, before the days of him screaming his way through every single sketch.
— I think in the “Live From New York” SNL book, Janeane discloses the fact that she was very bothered by the audience laughing and applauding at Farley calling her a “stupid whore”.
— The other performers joining Farley in the “yelling crude things” bit isn’t helping at all. Pierce is actually pretty good at the crude yelling, but the other performers’ attempts are kinda cringeworthy to me, especially Janeane’s.
— Oh, and goody goody, we end the sketch with a child rape joke! Ugh. This is exactly the type of unnecessary, unfunny, tasteless humor that season 20 has a reputation for over-relying on.
STARS: *½


SCOTTISH SOCCER HOOLIGAN WEEKLY
rowdies Andy (MIM) & Ian (MAM) talk shop

— The opening theme song is in the same melody as the theme song from the later recurring sketch Dog Show, from the Will Ferrell era.
— Very interesting pairing of Mike and Mark, one of them a veteran cast member in his final episode and the other a new cast member in his second episode, both Canadians, and both have the initials MM. This sketch feels like it’s intended as a passing of the torch between the two performers.
— We get a random part with Mark throwing a dart at someone off-camera, because we apparently needed to hear Farley screaming YET AGAIN tonight. Admittedly, his off-camera yell in this sketch used to crack me up when I was younger.
— I’m liking the way Mike and Mark are playing off of each other here. Makes me wish Mark joined earlier in Mike’s SNL tenure, so they could’ve done other sketches where they’re paired together.
— Even though this sketch features Mike ONCE AGAIN treading old ground by playing a character with a U.K. accent, I find that this sketch actually has a fairly fun and enjoyable vibe. Even the typical season 20 over-reliance on blood and gore is coming off tolerable in this.
— I like how we see during the camera pull-out at the end that this sketch’s set is placed on the Tales of Little Women set (screencap below).

— And with the end of this sketch, we officially reach the end of the Mike Myers era of SNL.
— SNL would end up bringing back this potentially-recurring sketch a few years later when Mike hosts in season 22, where Mark would still be a cast member.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “I Alone”


WEEKEND UPDATE
TIM & entire African-American community are glad the hockey strike’s over
JAM’s Wacky Sports Bloopers consist of crudely-manipulated videotape

— Nice to see Tim “Little Hockey” Meadows doing a follow-up to his hockey commentary from earlier this season. Solid bit from him tonight.
— I liked Norm’s “I’m afraid to know why you’re applauding at that” ad-lib after some audience members applaud a joke about gays only being allowed at a parade so they can get beat up.
— Interesting seeing Jay doing a commentary as himself.
— Jay’s doing a variation of Rob Schneider’s sports bloopers commentary from the preceding season. This at least has a different spin on it, with the gimmick being that the “bloopers” are just manipulated videos of normal sports plays. I used to really like this bit when I was younger, but now it feels kinda on the hacky side to me.
— I love Norm’s amusement at Jay showing a “real” sports blooper, with a basketball player’s missed dunk.
STARS: ***½


ROBOT SPY
the crew of a spaceship suspects nerdy (host) of being the robot spy

— I could do without Ellen’s constant repetition of “freakin’”, which started out funny but is increasingly getting old.
— Overall, not really sure what to say about this sketch. I’m not too crazy about it and I didn’t get too many laughs, but it wasn’t horrible and it was adequately performed.
STARS: **


NERVOUS HABITS
(MMK) dislikes fellow lawyer’s (host) nervous habit of sheep shearing

— A very funny casual reveal of Pierce’s nervous habit being sheep shearing, of all things. I really like this absurd premise.
— Haha, things are going off the rails with Pierce struggling to keep the sheep from roaming around the set, and the camera (unsuccessfully) trying to hide that by doing a clumsy zoom-in to a close-up of Michael. At one point, you even see a stagehand accidentally enter the shot when trying to handle the sheep (on the lower half of the screencap below).

— As this season progresses, it’s becoming more and more awkward and sad to see Kevin “Oh, He’s Still On The Show?” Nealon pop up in a sketch at this late stage in his SNL tenure.
— Good ending with the insemination of a pony.
— I love how at the end, the sheep from earlier can be seen in the background just randomly wandering back into the scene.
— Unfortunately, I believe SNL would later replace this sketch with the error-free dress rehearsal version in reruns, robbing us of the funny animal bloopers.
STARS: ***½


BROKEN ENGLISH
Jersey kids’ (ADS) & (DAS) fun with foreigner (host) makes instant karma

— Solid characterization from Pierce here.
— Adam and Spade’s nonsense translations to Pierce’s sentences are providing good laughs.
— Great twist at the end.
— A weird little overall piece, but it really worked. I used to kinda hate this sketch when I was younger and dismissed it as typical lousy season 20 fare, but I now have much more appreciation for what this was going for.
STARS: ****


PERSPECTIVES
urban community programming with Lionel Osbourne (TIM)

— I’m very happy to see the debut of this Tim Meadows sketch.
— I love Tim’s constant “If you’ve just tuned in…”s and reintroductions.
— Some good laughs from the dryness and blandness of this interview, and from Tim’s bad interviewing skills.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Selling The Drama”


INTERNET CHAT
Claire (CSE) finds an unwilling Internet sex partner in Darrill (MAM)

— Ladies and gentlemen, SNL has officially entered the internet age. An important milestone, as this is the very first SNL sketch centered around the then-novelty called the internet.
— Our very first instance of Mark bringing a Kids in the Hall character to SNL.
— Speaking of Mark, he’s been getting a lot of airtime tonight, which is great to see, especially after he made only one brief appearance in his debut episode the preceding week. The way Mark’s being utilized tonight is how it should regularly be for him on SNL, but sadly, his tenure would instead go in pretty much the opposite direction.
— It’s funny in retrospect seeing internet terms like LOL and ROFL being treated as such a novelty that Janeane’s character doesn’t understand what they mean and Darrill has to explain them to her.
— I love the inclusion of Elliott as a sleazy, naked, hairy perv (is he wearing the same fake body hair from the Bad Striptease sketch earlier this season?). Ever since December, we’ve been getting an oddball Chris Elliott character piece on a weekly basis, and I, for one, could not be happier about that.
— This sketch really feels ahead of its time.
— Some really good laughs from the Elliott/McKinney online chat, especially the “How big is your hard drive?” innuendo.
— Janeane must be uncomfortable being “naked” at the end, as she can be seen quickly putting her robe back on before the sketch even fades to black.
STARS: ****


MOVIE NEWS
small print reveals the “show” to be a vehicle for Disney ads

— The constant disclaimers of “(insert company here) is a subsidiary of Disney” are getting repetitive and are not that funny.
— Okay, the disclaimers are now getting funnier, such as the one about Sharon Stone.
— I got a chuckle from a female audience member being heard screaming in excitement at the mere mention of Sylvester Stallone.
— Funny gag with the person who’s typing the disclaimers making Pierce say something ridiculous about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
STARS: ***


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A solid and consistent episode, and I feel it’s definitely one of the better episodes of this troubled season. There were some really strong sketches, some pretty good sketches, and very few sketches that I disliked. The post-Update half in particular had a nice run of sketches ranging from decent to strong once they got the Robot Spy sketch out of the way.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Jeff Daniels)
a step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Bob Newhart