February 28, 2015 – Dakota Johnson / Alabama Shakes (S40 E14)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

GIULIANI BIRDMAN
Birdman (BEB) personifies Rudy Giuliani’s (TAK) post-9/11 glory days

 

— A fairly interesting novelty to see Vanessa’s Gretchen Carlson impression appearing outside of the Fox & Friends sketches and leading her own sketch.
— Initially, the utter lack of effort that the usually-good-impressionist Taran Killam puts into sounding like Rudy Giuliani is very jarring and off-putting, and I remember how that, coupled with the fact that Taran was considered way too young-looking to pass as Giuliani, made some people on an SNL message board say things like “See? This is exactly why SNL desperately needs an older male in the current cast.” However, it turns out there’s a twist coming in this cold opening that I guess explains why Taran’s not making an attempt to imitate Giuliani’s voice.
— Ah, there’s the twist, with this turning out to be a Birdman spoof. I love the idea of this, and it’s being executed pretty well.
— Solid Michael Keaton imitation from Taran once the Birdman twist starts. Taran even has a natural facial resemblance to a young Keaton when making certain expressions, which I previously pointed out when he played Keaton in the memorable You’re A Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown pre-tape.
— Great use of SNL’s backstage, and it’s also unintentionally funny seeing the attempt SNL made at hiding the fact that this is their own backstage and not the backstage of Gretchen Carlson’s show, by taping wallpaper over the usual SNL photos on the walls.
— Not much in terms of actual laugh-out-loud humor here, but the emulation of Birdman’s style is being pulled off so damn well that I’m still enjoying this.
— Great delivery from Beck of his very first solo LFNY.
STARS: ***½


OPENING MONTAGE
— For some reason, the SNL Band makes a huge change to the usual arrangement of one small portion of the theme music: the one around the Pete Davidson/Leslie Jones/Colin Jost section of this montage. Not sure why the change, especially since this ends up being the ONLY episode with this altered arrangement of the season 40-43 theme music.


MONOLOGUE
host’s parents Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith [real] are in the audience

— Oof. Dakota Johnson’s very iffy, poor, low-volumed delivery of jokes so far is not giving me much confidence in her as a host.
— At least Kyle has shown up to add some much-needed comic relief.
— Turns out Kyle’s (and Kate’s) bit is only mildly funny at best, but it’s still a welcome alternative to watching a shaky Dakota Johnson struggle to deliver jokes.
— I do like the nod that Dakota gives to her mother, Melanie Griffith, having once hosted SNL in 1988. Is it true what Dakota says about her father, Don Johnson, proposing to Melanie immediately after the episode Melanie hosted, and Dakota being born nine months after that?
STARS: **


ISIS
proud father (TAK) says goodbye to his daughter (host) as she joins ISIS

— After that extremely rough Shark Tank sketch from this season’s Chris Rock episode, I’m not sure I needed another dodgy ISIS-themed sketch. I hope they at least don’t screw this one up as badly as they did the previous one.
— Seeing Taran in this dad role is yet another reminder of how some online SNL fans felt that he was too young-faced to be believable in middle-aged, utility roles like this.
— Not a bad comedic twist, and I admit that, yes, it made me laugh.
— Kyle delivering the statement “Death to America” in a mock-dramatic, soft-spoken, poignant manner gave me a decent laugh.
— Overall, an improvement over the Shark Tank sketch. It probably also helps that this was a commercial parody, meaning it was too short to belabor the touchy point like the Shark Tank sketch did.
— Unsurprisingly, there would end up being a fairly big controversy over this commercial. Can’t remember if it led to this commercial initially being pulled from online or not. As for whether or not this commercial was pulled from the NBC rerun, this episode in general never received an NBC rerun (though I’m not 100% sure on that). I recall briefly catching a portion of a syndicated 60-minute rerun of this episode on a cable channel once, but I didn’t see if this commercial was left in there or not.
STARS: ***


CINDERELLA
Cathy Anne (CES) is third wheel as Cinderella (host) meets Prince Charming (TAK)

— Ugh, stop trying to make Cathy Anne work as a sketch character, SNL. As hindsight has taught us, she would work far better later on as a Weekend Update character.
— Was it necessary to have Cathy Anne repeat that exact same “C U Next Thursday” line from her previous sketch appearance?
— This sketch at least isn’t quite as cringe-inducing as that unbelievably wretched Magic Bridge sketch that Cathy Anne previously appeared in. That being said, there still isn’t a single laugh or merit to be found here.
STARS: *


SAY WHAT YOU WANNA SAY
women eschew social niceties & say what they wanna say

— For some reason, I had mis-remembered this as appearing in season 41. Maybe I was getting it mixed up with the similarly-styled Bad Girls pre-tape from that season’s episode hosted by……uh…….He Who Shall Not Be Named (as of now).
— A good comedic conceit to this, a format that’s both pretty fun and funny, and the ladies are all performing well. However, I don’t know what exactly, but there’s something about the execution of this that isn’t making me find it to be quite as strong as I feel like I should. I’m still enjoying it, though.
— Kate’s bathroom scene is very funny. Speaking of which, another similarity between this short and the aforementioned Bad Girls short is they both feature Kate sitting on the toilet in one scene.
STARS: ***½


PRESS JUNKET
young reporter (KYM) unsettles host at Fifty Shades Of Grey press junket

— It feels like Kyle has been a lot more prominent in this episode than he usually is.
— The concept of this reminds me an awful lot of that pre-tape where Andy Samberg played a 13-year-old consultant on the set of Game of Thrones.
— Interesting character voice from Kyle, which I’ve never heard him use in any other sketches. And I like the charming innocence he’s giving to his characterization, which is helping this not come off as too much of a copy of the aforementioned Game of Thrones pre-tape.
— Something about the camera angle in all of the close-ups of Kyle throughout this sketch looks odd (seen in the first above screencap for this sketch), like it’s off-centered and/or showing too much space above Kyle. Is there a chance that’s intentional, as a way of emphasizing the small size of Kyle’s child character?
— Dakota’s timing continues to be a little iffy tonight.
STARS: ***


I CAN’T
complainers (BOM), (host), (CES) downplay officemate’s (AIB) broken arms

— Oh, no. I had completely forgotten all about this “I literally can’t even…” sketch, and am blindsided by the sight of it in my current viewing. I now recall HATING this sketch when it originally aired, and considering it to be emblematic of so many things typically wrong with James Anderson and Kent Sublette’s writing on SNL.
— Speaking of Anderson and Sublette (because it’s so damn hard for me not to do when reviewing a typical bad sketch of theirs), what is their fascination with having Aidy play characters with two broken arms? First that awful Steakhouse sketch from the preceding season’s Seth Rogen episode, and now this.
— Aidy’s delivery of this unfunny material is at least good, which is more than I can say for her delivery in that aforementioned Steakhouse sketch. Maybe it helps that she’s not speaking in an exaggerated southern accent here like she and all the other performers did in the Steakhouse sketch.
— At least this overall sketch was short. I was pleasantly surprised by how early the end came.
STARS: *½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Don’t Wanna Fight”


WEEKEND UPDATE
contented Ruth Bader Ginsberg (KAM) burns things worthy of derision

Kanye West’s (JAP) self-aggrandizing apology is “Good Morning” variant

Riblet upstages MIC with his newsreading skills before dropping the mic

— Oh, right, this was around the time that ridiculous “Is this dress blue and black or white and gold?” debate took the nation by storm. (That also brings to mind the similar “Yanny or Laurel?” debate from later in that same decade.)
— That “possible presidential run” joke about a certain someone (the fifth above screencap for this Weekend Update)…oh, season 40, why must you keep reminding me of the nightmare that awaits me in this SNL project of mine?
— This is the first Weekend Update appearance from Kate’s Ruth Bader Ginsburg impression, which previously appeared in one of those Kickspit Underground Festival commercials, where Kate used a voice that was completely different from the one she’d famously use in all her subsequent RBG appearances.
— Most of tonight’s RBG commentary is working for me, but I could do without those CONSTANT “Ya just got Ginsburned!” dance routines, which are coming off like a warmed-over reprisal of the dance routines that Kenan’s Jean K. Jean character used to do, and it was a chore enough for me back then.
— Speaking of Kenan, I just now realized he hasn’t made a single appearance in tonight’s episode so far. Very surprising at this point of his SNL tenure.
— I was worried that the punchline of Colin’s “runaway llamas” joke would be yet another use of the Yakety Sax chase music, which has been an overused Weekend Update punchline since the Seth Meyers days. Thankfully, the punchline of Colin’s joke ended up not going in that direction.
— Ha, that real-life Kanye apology tweet to singer Beck (“I would like to publicly apologize to Beck, I’m sorry, Beck.”) always cracks me up.
— Meh, Jay’s Kanye song isn’t doing much for me, aside from a few lyrics.
— Ha, I love Michael ad-libbing a deadpan utterance of “So dumb” after Colin’s extremely lame ADD Study joke.
— The return of Riblet, this time making his entrance by suddenly blocking the camera while Michael is mid-joke.
— Even though tonight’s Riblet commentary is just treading the same ground as his previous commentary, it’s still working for me, Bobby’s still killing it in his performance, and his Update jokes tonight are actually genuinely funnier than the ones he told last time.
— I absolutely love the gag with Riblet going a step further in his one-upping of Michael by removing his own urban clothes, revealing a newscaster suit he has on underneath, and pulling off the sides of his hair (accompanied by a great “Yoinks!” vocalization by Bobby and accidentally-delayed “pop” sound effects from SNL) to look more professional.
— Then-writer Mikey Day walking on in a speaking role! (The last above screencap for this Weekend Update, though the FedEx hat obscures his face a little). This is the second thing tonight that I had mis-remembered as appearing in season 41, as I had recalled Mikey getting a few speaking roles in the homestretch of that season, shortly before he gets added to the cast in season 42. Anyway, it feels interesting hearing Mikey’s now-familiar voice this early in my SNL project. When this episode originally aired and a lot of online SNL fans (including myself) had no idea who that was playing Mikey’s role, I remember thinking Mikey’s voice sounded very Jost-esque, a resemblance I no longer hear now that I’ve gotten so used to Mikey’s voice over the years.
STARS: ***


EMERGENCY ROOM
patient (TAK) dies while surgeon (KET) explains why he’s dressed as Worf

a photo of Leonard Nimoy as Spock marks his passing

— Well, I guess those Worf prosthetics show why Kenan was M.I.A. in this episode until now. However, those prosthetics don’t look extensive enough that it would take the entire first half of this episode to apply. Even Bill Hader was able to get those Cat In The Hat prosthetics applied to his face in only about 15 minutes when he hosted earlier this season.
— Funny cutaway to Leslie’s very deadpan face in response to a line of Kenan’s.
— Yikes. When Kenan asks Dakota to look into his eyes, what was with Dakota’s giggly, very hesitant, low-volumed delivery of “I can’t” and “No, I can’t. You look so stupid”? Her delivery of that was absolutely horrible, and made it seem like she was going off-script, dropping character, and genuinely saying those things as herself instead of as her character, though I doubt that was actually the case, since Kenan seamlessly responds to it like it was in the script (unless that’s just a sign of what a damn good pro Kenan has developed into over the years).
— Uh, what the hell kind of sketch am I watching? I don’t know what to make of it, despite Kenan’s best efforts and likable performance. I think this is going for a “So bad, it’s good” sketch. If so, they apparently forgot the “it’s good” part of that. I can actually see some people finding the badness of this sketch to be good, but I’m afraid I can’t agree.
— Man, it can’t be said enough how much I hate Dakota’s delivery throughout tonight’s episode.
— I did get a laugh just now from Vanessa’s overly concerned question to Kenan of if his Worf face was the last thing her grandfather saw before dying.
— That…that’s the end of this sketch??!? That incredibly lame “Worf M.D., coming this fall to NBC” twist?
— When the screen is fading to black during the sketch-ending audience applause, Kenan, who apparently isn’t aware that his mic is still on, can be heard dropping character and saying, in his real voice, “Cue that applause” in a relieved, breathless manner, as if he’s acknowledging how bad the sketch was and that he’s glad it’s finally over with. Kinda reminds me of him dropping character, getting up from the floor, and casually walking right off the set before the screen even faded to black at the end of that extremely-questionable St. Kat’s Middle sketch (a.k.a. the “Kenan falls out of a wheelchair over and over for five minutes” sketch), which is another sketch that lots of people seemingly find to have a “So bad, it’s good” quality, but I unfortunately am not able to.
— The In Memoriam photo of the then-recently-deceased Leonard Nimoy, while certainly well-meaning on SNL’s part, feels kinda wrong coming at the very end of such a baffling, unfunny, seemingly-intentionally-bad sketch that we even heard audio of Kenan openly admitting was rough.
STARS: *½


NET EFFECT
online archetypes struggle to explain net neutrality concept

— Another reference tonight to the “Is this dress blue and black or white and gold?” debate.
— In my last review, where I covered SNL’s 40th Anniversary Special, I mentioned having a strange liking of the odd-couple dynamic between Pete and Leslie in the segment they did together in that special, and I expressed disappointment that we, as far am I’m aware, rarely get to see them interact over the years after that. It’s funny how the episode that immediately follows those comments of mine gives us two rare Pete/Leslie interactions in two separate segments (the Say What You Wanna Say pre-tape and this sketch).
— Bobby’s angry pornos tirade is hilarious and steals the sketch. There ain’t much to steal, though, as the rest of this sketch hasn’t been doing much for me. (I feel like I’m saying that about a lot of things in this episode.)
— The mere visual of that silly-looking thick white beard on Taran’s face is cracking me up. However, I don’t care much for the gag with him entering this sketch just to slap each panelist in the face, because it’s just a knock-off of Bill Hader doing the same thing in that The Comments Section sketch from the season 37 Melissa McCarthy episode.
— After having nothing but negative things to say about Dakota’s general hosting performance throughout this review, I will say that her delivery of “Harder!” after getting slapped in the face was decent.
STARS: **


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Gimme All Your Love”


MR RIOT FILMS
(KYM) & (BEB) use hidden camera shams to raise social consciousness

 

— Kyle’s big night continues.
— Funny characterizations from Kyle and Beck here.
— I love the odd way Kyle and Beck’s characters keep pronouncing the word “bully”.
— The title of each segment within this short is cracking me up.
— I’m kinda surprised these two characters of Kyle and Beck’s end up never becoming recurring. I wouldn’t have minded seeing a least one more short with them.
STARS: ****


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A pretty mediocre episode, and a disappointing showing for SNL’s first regular episode after their huge 40th Anniversary Special. I found myself being very bored throughout a number of segments in tonight’s episode, and there was very little that I found to be above average. Even some of the better segments of this episode didn’t reach the heights that I felt they had potential to (Giuliani Birdman and Say What You Wanna Say). Going along with the subpar quality of this episode, Dakota Johnson was a bad host, like an even worse version of Katie Holmes’ awkward, iffy hosting performance in season 26. Perhaps it was nerves on Dakota’s part. Even SNL themselves seem to agree this episode is weak, as it never received an NBC rerun, as mentioned earlier.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Mr Riot Films
Giuliani Birdman
Say What You Wanna Say
Weekend Update
ISIS
Press Junket
Net Effect
Monologue
Emergency Room
I Can’t
Cinderella


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING REGULAR ONE (J.K. Simmons)
a big step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Chris Hemsworth

February 16, 2013 – Christoph Waltz / Alabama Shakes (S38 E14)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP TRIUMPH
Carnival Triumph crew members try to buoy spirits during dire cruise

— Refreshing to see two consecutive episodes with a non-political cold opening.
— Jason and Cecily (interesting pairing, by the way) are great as the overly cheery crew members desperately attempting to lift everybody’s spirits during this troubled cruise.
— Jay’s “There’s dookies on the walls!” outbursts during his mental breakdown is very funny.
— Good bit regarding the unfortunate stories Jason and Cecily read from the newspaper.
— I love Kenan’s off-camera yell of “Turn us all into chickens!”
— Hilarious bit with Bobby’s monkey having gotten eaten, inducing an absolutely priceless emotional outburst from Bobby.
— Even Fred’s over-the-top performance is perfect here, as is the eventual reveal that he’s the ship’s captain.
— Very strong cold opening overall. One of my favorite cold openings of this season.
STARS: ****½


OPENING MONTAGE
— As usual, the cast announcements are done by a pre-recorded Don Pardo (he officially stopped announcing live after season 35). However, by the time we get to the musical guest/host announcements tonight, Don’s voice is suddenly replaced by the voice of Bill Hader imitating him (and not very well) for the remainder of the opening montage. Very sloppy. Did SNL seriously expect us NOT to notice the sudden drastic, jarring change in announcer voices during the last quarter of the opening montage? Why didn’t they just have Bill do the announcements for the entire montage instead of just the musical guest and host portion?
— The reason for Don’s absence tonight is because he injured himself at his home (I think I recall hearing he fell down the stairs). This injury puts him out of work for this and the following two episodes.


MONOLOGUE
host weathers German characters & sings “Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!” variant

A funny “Who’s on first?” spoof from Kate and Bobby’s German stereotype characters.
— I love Taran’s walk-on as Casual Hitler.
— Christoph Waltz, just now: “Just let me sing a song.” Me: (*groan*) And after a somewhat promising first half of this monologue, too.
— Ironic how the last two episodes prior to this, which were both hosted by singers (Adam Levine, Justin Bieber), didn’t have a musical monologue, but tonight’s actor-hosted episode does have one.
— Ugh, and here comes several cast members playing backup dancers, one of my least favorite tropes of a typical musical monologue, which itself is one of my least favorite tropes.
STARS: **½


WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?
game show contestants win painful self-awareness

— Awkward audio gaffe when the sound of an audience shouting the game show’s title doesn’t play until the “come!” part of “What Have You Become!”
— Good premise for a game show sketch.
— I love Aidy initially going against the premise of this game show by not having the required emotional breakdown when asked “What have you become?”, then suddenly having the emotional breakdown after the happy facade she puts on. You know, until covering this season, I had remembered Aidy having a slightly rough and invisible first season, though with some flashes of promise here and there. The summer after this season ended, there were even some online SNL fans who said they wouldn’t be surprised if Aidy didn’t make it to the next season. (Imagine an alternate universe in which Aidy ended up a one-season wonder and Tim Robinson is currently in his 9th season as a cast member, as of 2020.) But re-watching this season lately, I’ve been discovering that 1) aside from the first few episodes, Aidy hasn’t been struggling for airtime anywhere near as much as I had remembered, and 2) there’s been a lot of really good moments from her where she already feels kinda fully-formed. Maybe part of that is hindsight, knowing the solid cast member she’d go on to be after having her breakout season the following year (which is where I originally started really liking her, particularly after that Cartoon Catchphrase game show sketch from that season’s Kerry Washington episode).
— Solid turn with an elderly relative of each contestant being brought out to question them further.
— There’s that always-funny Cowardly Lion-esque deep-voiced crying from Bill in yet another sketch.
— Yet another great turn in this sketch, with Christoph having a reflection of his own life after Aidy sternly asks him what has he become. I also love Christoph’s imitation of his mother insisting on him becoming a game show host.
STARS: ****


PAPAL SECURITIES
Papal Securities gives Pope Benedict (host) exclusive retirement advice

— Good casting of Christoph here.
— Funny shot of Christoph-as-the-Pope’s groceries falling through the bottom of his grocery bags.
— I love the “No other testimonials available” part while the camera just shows an empty chair.
— Fun montage of Christoph as the Pope happily doing everyday things.
— An overall quiet but solid and well-done little commercial.
STARS: ****


TIPPY
at a party, Tippy (NAP) fails to get in sync with conversational rhythm

— As I mentioned in my review of the season 21 Laura Leighton episode (link here), Nasim would later do a sketch that feels suspiciously similar to the Party sketch that Cheri Oteri starred in (as a now-obscure character named Roberta) in that Leighton episode. Well, we’ve now arrived at the Nasim sketch in question. Also, odd how this is the second consecutive episode in which Nasim reminds me of Cheri, as Nasim gave a rather Oteri-esque performance in the preceding episode’s Principal Frye sketch.
— As I’m watching this sketch now, I’m not finding it to be quite as similar to Cheri’s Party sketch as I used to feel. The structure and format of both sketches are basically the same, but, aside from the social awkwardness, the characterization Nasim’s using for her Tippy character here is different enough from Cheri’s Roberta. In fact, this Tippy character feels far more like an adult version of Nasim’s own Bedelia character.
— Despite how derivative and one-note this character feels, Nasim has some funny lines throughout this sketch, and she’s always really good at playing characters like this.
STARS: ***


DJESUS UNCROSSED
Quentin Tarantino’s latest movie has Biblical revenge

— A classic.
— I love how the cross tied to Djesus’ back actually adds to his badass look and demeanor.
— Such a fantastic and ballsy premise, and excellent execution of it.
— Fred: “(*exclaiming in an aghast manner*) Jesus H. Christ!” Djesus: “The ‘h’ is silent. (*proceeds to immediately split Fred’s head open in half with one clean swipe of his sword*)”
— An absolutely spot-on and well-done parody of violent Quentin Tarantino movies.
— Djesus: “When you get to heaven, say hi to my dad.”
— One of the critic reviews we’re shown: “I never knew how much Jesus used the n-word.”
STARS: *****


NOW IS THE TIME FOR A TICKLE FIGHT, HE HE!
sexy singing sibling trio comprises (KET), (JAP), dorky & adopted (host)

— Christoph is very fun as the out-of-place third JaMarcus brother.
— Some laughs from how the listed-off song titles make it obvious which of the JaMarcus brothers came up with which.
— Throughout this sketch, Kenan is clearly very amused by Christoph’s performance.
— The “He He!” at the end of the CD title that’s revealed towards the end of the sketch made me laugh.
— Solid ending line, with Taran’s slyly-delivered “I couldn’t get a boner right now if I tried.”
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Hold On”


WEEKEND UPDATE
State Of The Union rebuttal redux finds Marco Rubio (TAK) still thirsty

Olya Povlatsky (KAM) wishes she’d been hit by the Chelyabinsk meteor

Stephen A. Smith (JAP) claims personal insight into the Lakers’ prospects

— The exaggeratedly gaspy, dry voice Taran’s Marco Rubio suddenly speaks in when in need of water is absolutely PRICELESS.
— Taran’s commentary continues to be a very funny spoof of Marco Rubio’s infamous rebuttal speech from that week.
— Taran is so damn good here. As I said about some other Taran-starring things before, I remember it was stuff like this that made me so excited at the time for Taran to be the future of SNL, as I was under the impression back then that he’d go on to eventually carry the show as the Will Ferrell-esque leader of the cast.
— The debut of Kate’s Olya Povlatsky. I’m kinda surprised to see this, as I misremembered this character debuting the following season.
— Kate is solid in her performance as this character, and has some good lines.
— Meh, Kate’s Olya Povlatsky commentary is now devolving into jokes about her country being years behind on American pop culture, a tired, overused, and hacky SNL trope.
— Seth’s interjections during the Povlatsky commentary are quite annoying. At one point, he also noticeably reacted too early to an answer she gave him.
— Blah, another Stephen A. Smith commentary. Didn’t care for this the first time.
— Shortly after reviewing the previous Stephen A. Smith commentary that Jay did earlier this season, I actually checked out a few YouTube clips of the real Stephen A. Smith (I’m more familiar with him as just a frequently-used meme nowadays), and he really does go off on over-the-top screamy rants like this. However, that doesn’t automatically make Jay’s imitation funny. (In fact, I find Smith’s actual rants funnier.) And these commentaries that Jay does as him are way too one-note.
— I did get a chuckle just now from the way Jay said, during an aside to Seth, “–by professional terrorists…or dominatrix, you know, you know.”
— There goes Jay’s penchant for both flubbing his lines AND cracking up at himself.
STARS: ***


LOVING COUPLE
(host)’s friends find his affectionate new girlfriend Regine off-putting

— (*sigh*) All I’ve got to say about initially seeing the return of Fred’s absolutely dreadful Regine character is that there’s thankfully only three more months this season until Fred finally gets the hell off the show.
— This sketch is using the exact same straight men from the previous Regine sketch (Bill, Vanessa, Aidy, and Tim), yet they all act like this is the first time they’re meeting Regine. It’s always a pet peeve of mine when recurring sketches in the late 2000s/early 2010s years do stuff like this, such as how the same straight men characters that appear in every single one of Kristen Wiig’s Sexy Shana sketches always act like they haven’t already been through what they’re experiencing from her.
— Ugh, cue the usual “Watch her face while I (insert sensual action here)” bits, which, as I said in my review of the first installment of this sketch, are just an excuse for Fred to obnoxiously mug in the worst way possible and try to crack up his scene partners, mainly Bill.
— A rare instance of breaking from Vanessa (who notably was the only performer to keep a straight face in the Super Showcase sketch from the preceding season’s Maya Rudolph episode.)
— Ugh, now cue the other trademark of this sketch. with Fred spreading his legs and letting us see up his skirt, which has actually become a trademark for Fred’s drag roles in general lately.
— Aaaaaand now cue our usual season 38 instance of Fallon/Sanz-esque self-indulgent cracking up between Fred and Bill. Yeah, just end this mess of a sketch already before my brain melts completely.
STARS: *


FOX & FRIENDS
Barack Obama is panned while Ted Nugent (BIH) is acclaimed

— Very unusual how this recurring sketch is airing so late in the show. The same thing happened in the preceding episode, where the Miley Cyrus Show sketch was surprisingly buried fairly late in the show. Back at this time in 2013, I took these things as one of many signs that SNL was (refreshingly) trying to downplay recurring sketches this season.
— Bobby’s Brian Kilmeade, on why he didn’t watch the State Of The Union address: “There was a bee in my apartment, and it turned into this whole thing, so…”
— A good laugh from the fake “hidden message” in the backwards-played video clip from Obama’s State Of The Union.
— Pretty funny bit from Bill’s Ted Nugent on how to spot a crazy person. The rest of his interview, however, isn’t standing out much to me.
— Bobby’s Kilmeade: “One time in fifth grade, I ate a seahorse. They still won’t let me back into THAT aquarium.”
— I’m not 100% sure, but I think I recall hearing Fred’s role was played by Christoph in dress rehearsal. With Christoph not being in the live version of this sketch, that makes this a rare post-2010 sketch that doesn’t have the host in it.
— Didn’t they already use “Bruno Mars is from Earth” in a list of fact corrections in a previous Fox & Friends sketch?
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Always Alright”


SECRET ADMIRER LETTER
(CES) misses obvious signs co-worker (host) is her creepy secret admirer

— Christoph looks so Christopher Walken-esque here (I swear I remember once seeing Walken in that exact same wig/glasses combo during a sketch), and even the voice, foreign accent, and delivery he’s using sounds just like a character voice Walken would use in a sketch.
— A very solid straight man performance from Cecily here.
— Christoph, to Kenan, on one of the creepy things Cecily received: “Ben, I’m looking at you on this one.” Kenan: “And I’m lookin’ right back at you, buddy.”
— I’m really liking this Walken-esque creepy, oddball character for Christoph. I wish he was utilized in that type of role more often tonight, given the potential he had to be a Walken/John Malkovich/Steve Buscemi-type “lovable creep” host in general.
STARS: ****


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A (mostly) consistent episode, and the first solid episode of the 2013 half of this season. A very welcome sight after this was preceded by two mediocre episodes with less-than-stellar non-actor hosts. Aside from that Regine dreck and the second half of the monologue, every single segment tonight worked for me, and several of them were strong, one being an all-time favorite of mine (Djesus Uncrossed).


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Djesus Uncrossed
Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph
Papal Securities
What Have You Become?
Secret Admirer Letter
Fox & Friends
Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He!
Tippy
Weekend Update
Monologue
Loving Couple


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Justin Bieber)
a big step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Kevin Hart