March 10, 2012 – Jonah Hill / The Shins (S37 E17)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

THE RUSH LIMBAUGH SHOW
marginal backers replace Rush Limbaugh’s (TAK) deserting sponsors

— Great to see featured player Taran starring in a solo cold opening for a change.
— The “motto” for Syria Tourism Board being “Aah! No! There’s nowhere to hide!” is hilarious.
— Some good laughs from the strange, low-budget companies that don’t exist in real life being the only sponsors Taran’s Rush Limbaugh has left. Also, am I correct in remembering SNL would later use this same concept of “Controversial right-wing TV/radio host lists off their show’s strange, low-budget, non-existent-in-real-life new sponsors, after losing most of their big-name sponsors due to recently saying something offensive” in a Laura Ingraham cold opening? In fact, I think it was in one of the last new SNL episodes I ever watched before starting my (still ongoing) hiatus from watching new episodes. So that would pinpoint the Laura Ingraham cold opening in question as being from about November 2018. In fact, coincidentally, it may have even been in that season’s (season 44) Jonah Hill episode. (For the record, the final new episode I watched before starting my hiatus was season 44’s Steve Carell episode. And, yes, the quality, or lack thereof, of that episode played a part in my decision to go on a long break from watching new episodes, though the main reason was my increasing dissatisfaction with SNL’s quality in general at the time.)
— I got a big “Oh, so wrong” laugh from the bit with the Fake Rape Whistles sponsor.
STARS: ***½


MONOLOGUE
Tom Hanks [real] puts an end to Oscar nominee host’s week of pomposity

— A fairly fun monologue premise, with a video chronicling Jonah’s week at SNL.
— Interesting seeing SNL’s wardrobe room, which I don’t think we’ve seen all that often over the years, surprisingly.
— A particularly funny comment from Bobby pointing out Jonah’s glasses keep getting smaller while his scarves keep getting bigger.
— TOM HANKS!
— As always, Tom is reliably funny here, especially when he cruelly fakes Jonah out by acting like he was going to let Jonah have one of his Oscars.
STARS: ***½


SIX YEAR OLD
back at Benihana, 6 year-old Adam teases his dad’s (BIH) girlfriend (VAB)

— This character from Jonah’s first hosting stint has officially become recurring.
— This sketch of Jonah’s was solid the first time, and I don’t mind seeing it become recurring, but boy, is it lazy on SNL’s part to place this character in the EXACT SAME Benihana setting from his first sketch. There are so many settings you can place this character, so why keep him confined to the Benihana setting from his debut?
— At least we get a nice new addition to this sketch with Vanessa as Bill’s new girlfriend.
— It turns out that Jonah continues to do a solid job as this character, and, like last time, I’m getting good laughs from his Borscht Belt-esque one-liners, helping me overlook my frustration with SNL lazily reusing the Benihana’s setting.
— I notice that Jonah’s occasionally causing himself to break out into brief giggles in the middle of some of his lines, but it’s not detracting from the quality of this sketch or anything.
STARS: ****


SCIENCE FINDERS
tennis balls to the groin put stress on (host)’s heart; John MacEnroe cameo

— Not too sure about this concept. And after how bad a lot of this season’s Digital Shorts have been, I have a right to be wary of this short.
— The endless replaying of Jonah’s yell from the initial groin hit he suffers has a “So dumb, it’s funny” quality.
— A pretty good laugh from Jonah immediately getting hit in the groin a second time as soon as he removes the ice pack from his injured groin.
— John MacEnroe makes yet another SNL cameo.
— While the concept of this short remains a little questionable, the execution isn’t bad. Again, there’s a “So dumb, it’s funny” quality to this short, further helped by how it’s being presented in such a mock-serious way.
STARS: ***


J-POP AMERICA FUN TIME NOW!
samurai-wannabe (host) has bad swordsmanship

— A funny visual of the exams that Taran and Vanessa turned in, shown by Jason.
— For the first time, the guest in this recurring sketch is male.
— Holy hell at that samurai voice Jonah’s attempting.
— I love the photo of Taran and Vanessa hosting a Rastafarian version of this show. I actually would like to see them do that version of this sketch.
— All of a sudden, Jonah has begun helplessly laughing his way through his lines, for no visible reason. He would later reveal in an interview that the reason for his laughing in this sketch is because (and this is from my admittedly faulty memory, so some details may be a little off) he spotted a friend of his in the floor seats of SNL’s audience, and remembering the odd laugh that friend has induced a laughing fit from Jonah himself.
— No idea how to react to the song Jonah’s doing, but I can see a “So bad, it’s good” quality (which is probably what they’re going for).
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Simple Song”


WEEKEND UPDATE
diabetic Paula Deen (KRW) responds to family problems & charges of racism

ANS doesn’t realize how bad his Sarah Palin impersonation is

Stefon’s St. Patrick’s Day plans involve a long kiss with SEM

— Meh, not sure I need a second appearance from Kristen’s Paula Deen, after her first appearance in a sketch from the preceding season’s Scarlett Johansson episode. I was okay-ish with that sketch back then (probably only because I had just suffered through that St. Kat’s Middle sketch and was desperate for a laugh), but this impression of Kristen’s, and, more specifically, that voice she uses, are all better left in small doses. I didn’t even remember until now that this impression of Kristen’s ever made a second appearance.
— Well, just now, Kristen’s Deen made a passing mention of the Three Stooges (or, as she calls, “a three stooge”), so that’s something, at least (for me, anyway).
— What the hell was with that ending of Kristen’s Deen commentary??? Was that even an ending???
— Ha, Andy showing up doing Tina Fey’s trademark impression, Sarah Palin.
— I like the meta, self-aware direction this Palin commentary has gone, with a sotto voce Seth calling Andy out on all the inaccurate things he’s doing in his Palin impression, and how he should just leave this impression to Tina.
— Ha, speaking of meta, I love Andy quoting “Daaa Bears!” as one of Palin’s alleged catchphrases.
— Here’s our Stefon commentary. This particular one is fairly important, as a special moment happens at one point during it.
— Funniest comments from Stefon tonight are the mention of an old Pakistani woman that looks like a California Raisin, the trivia game “Shaun White or Bonnie Raitt?”, one of the clubs mentioned having the name “…………..(*looks around in a concerned manner*)…………Kevin????”, the mention of black Irish comedian Sinbad O’Connor (I wonder if the latter is writer John Mulaney making an intentional nod to a memorable line from SNL’s classic The Sinatra Group sketch), and Stefon’s explanation of what a Human Roomba is (the latter of which makes Bill bust up in particularly hard laughter, even moreso than he usually does in these Stefon commentaries whenever he reads a newly-rewritten line on the cue cards).
— And there’s the aforementioned special moment of tonight’s Stefon commentary, with him following his “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” button gift to Seth by suddenly giving the unsuspecting Seth a big, long kiss on the lips, complete with playful slaps to his face during the kiss. Certainly much more acceptable than most of SNL’s “men kissing each other for an unnecessary cheap laugh” moments from the late 90s to the early 10s, and it’s also yet another thing that continues the growth of the great story arc between Stefon and Seth.
STARS: ***½


PRIMATE RESEARCH CENTER
(host) is outed as a racist zoophile by the ape he taught to speak (FRA)

— Good make-up on Fred, rendering him downright unrecognizable.
— A quintessential example of a “Jonah Hill as a character who gets humiliated by something personal about himself getting exposed” sketch that seems to be his SNL trademark (aside from the Six Year Old sketches), as this type of sketch (often involving Jonah getting called out on clogging a toilet) appears at least once in a lot of his hosting stints.
— I’m not enjoying this sketch. Even for “immature, crude humor” standards, it feels below par and isn’t remotely funny to me. Also not helping is Fred’s delivery. Something about the VERY slow-paced, beast-like, slightly-hard-to-understand delivery Fred’s deliberately using as the ape when disclosing all of Jonah’s deviant actions is getting on my nerves.
— Overall, oof. Didn’t care for this AT ALL.
STARS: *


LIZA MINNELLI TRIES TO TURN OFF A LAMP
on Cats’ opening night, Liza Minnelli (KRW) does what the title above says

— A variation of Kristen’s Ann-Margret Tries To Throw Away A Wad Of Paper Into A Trashcan sketch. I liked that one, but yeah, I did NOT need a follow-up.
— This version seems to be more well-known among people than the Ann-Margret version, which is odd to me, because I’m finding this one to be FAR inferior to the Ann-Margret one. Also, the concept of “Celebrity has a difficult time doing a simple task” was far more fitting & fun with the Ann-Marget dancing routine. Compared to that, this Minnelli sketch is doing too much by having Kristen’s Minnelli wandering around aimlessly and rambling about random things, and it’s not funny AT ALL to me. And at the risk of sounding redundant after what I just said about Fred’s voice in the preceding Primate Research Center sketch, adding to my lack of enjoyment of this Minnelli sketch is the annoying delivery Kristen’s using. I know she’s just trying to sound like Minnelli, but her attempt at it is annoying as hell to my ears.
STARS: *


SIDE NOTE:
The mid-commercial break shot of SNL’s studio shows the set for a SportsCenter sketch finished being assembled on the home base stage while Jonah and Jay, both dressed in character (complete with wigs), can be seen among the performers taking their place for the sketch (screencap below).

However, when SNL comes back from the (very long) commercial break afterwards, what do we see? Jonah dressed as himself and standing by the audience while introducing The Shins again, who proceed to launch into their second musical performance. So…what the hell?!? What happened??? Why’d SNL decide at LITERALLY the last minute to cut the SportsCenter sketch, after going through all the trouble of getting the set assembled and getting all the performers into costume? I guess they realized during the commercial break that there’s not enough time to do that sketch AND the 10-to-1 sketch that we’ll be seeing after the second Shins performance. And, knowing in hindsight what the ending of the 10-to-1 sketch has in store for us, I assume SNL didn’t want to risk the ending of that 10-to-1 sketch getting cut off due to the show running long, so they decided to scrap the about-to-air SportsCenter sketch.


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “It’s Only Life”


ANNIVERSARY SONG
(host)’s anniversary surprise for (KRW) turns into “C U When U Get There”

— A funny unexpected turn with the soft, classical music suddenly turning into upbeat hip-hop music, and Jonah breaking out into a singing of Coolio’s “C U When U Get There”, all to Kristen’s utter confusion. All the absurdity here is pretty fun.
— Now this has gotten even more fun with Kristen having a change of heart and deciding to happily go along with the “C U When U Get There” musical number, after Jonah wins her over with his big explanation for why he’s using that as their anniversary song.
— Oh, hell yeah. Now this has gotten EVEN MORE fun with all of the performers dancing their way off the set and, while still dancing and singing “C U When U Get There”, going through SNL’s studio and interacting with the audience.
— I like how, while the performers are going through SNL’s studio, Kristen and Jonah are starting to comically exaggerate their singing to each other, in a manner that you can tell they’re having so much fun with each other. They’ve both been having strong chemistry all throughout tonight’s episode. Even at the end of that Liza Minnelli sketch that I absolutely hated, we got to see Kristen and Jonah having fun together with the goofy dance they were doing while hamming it up in each other’s faces.
— Ha, an absolutely perfect ending, with the In Memoriam graphic of Coolio, which, as soon as it showed up, initially made some viewers back in 2012 (including myself) think “Wait, WTF? Coolio DIED?!? When did this happen? How come I’m just now hearing about this, in an SNL sketch of all things?”, until you notice the year they put for his death: 3162. Absolutely hilarious and awesome.
STARS: ****½ (the entire last minute of this sketch was great enough to bump the rating up)


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— The first half of this episode was absolutely fine, but once Weekend Update ended, the show crashed-and-burned hard with the first two post-Update sketches (which worryingly seems to be becoming a trend for this season lately, given the fact that the post-Update half of the preceding Lindsay Lohan episode also fell horribly apart), only for the show to thankfully rebound nicely with the very enjoyable 10-to-1 sketch.
— This episode seemed to have a lower-than-usual number of sketches, which is odd, because nothing felt particularly long in this episode, aside from Weekend Update. Update must’ve been even longer than I thought if it took up THAT much of the show to the degree that it left a shorter-than-usual amount of time for sketches.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Anniversary Song
Six Year Old
The Rush Limbaugh Show
Monologue
Weekend Update
Science Finders
J-Pop America Fun Time Now!
Liza Minnelli Tries To Turn Off A Lamp
Primate Research Center


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Lindsay Lohan)
a step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Sofia Vergara hosts. We also get a new female addition to the cast, a certain female who’s still in the cast today in 2020.

January 13, 2007 – Jake Gyllenhaal / The Shins (S32 E10)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT
George W. Bush’s (JAS) troop surge will send just about everybody to Iraq

— SNL continues to push their new Bush impersonator hard, with this being the FOURTH cold opening featuring him in just the last FIVE episodes. I just wish they’d give him better material.
— A laugh from how Jason-as-Bush’s listing-off of uniform-wearers and regular gun-carriers who he’s sending off to Iraq includes Civil War re-enactors and Allen Iverson.
— Meh, the constant listing-off from Jason’s Bush is getting old.
— Meh again, a tepid punchline at the end of this.
STARS: **


MONOLOGUE
in Dreamgirls garb, host sings “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”

— I love the gleeful look on Jason’s face in the audience.
— This ends up being Will’s ONLY appearance of this entire episode. IIRC, this is thankfully the last gasp of his frequently-limited airtime this season resulting from him being busy filming The Brothers Solomon. His airtime returns to normal for the remainder of this season.
— The concept of Jake Gyllenhaal stripping down to a dress reminds me an awful lot of Antonio Banderas’ very random monologue from the preceding season, though Jake goes even further with it by putting on an accompanying female wig and busting out a Dreamgirls musical number.
— I normally wouldn’t like a monologue like this, but, much like the aforementioned Antonio Banderas in his monologue, Jake is putting his ALL into this, is selling the hell out of this, and is winning me over.
— I like the addition of Maya, Amy, and Kristen as backup singers, but that may just be because, as I mentioned in my last episode review, I like this season’s underrated Rudolph/Poehler/Wiig female trio whenever they’re paired together.
STARS: ***


DEEP HOUSE DISH
(host) & (AMP), (KRW), (MAR) perform for charity

— Is it just me, or was the Wiig-voiced MTV4 intro longer than it usually is in these Deep House Dish sketches?
— Jake and Amy’s post-song interview is actually funny, especially them admitting the song they performed is their worst song. I also love the humorous accent Jake’s using.
— (*sigh*) The “Ooh-wee, T’Shane” portions of this sketch continue to be unbearable to watch.
— I like Maya’s smooth ad-lib when her earring accidentally falls off.
— Maya’s interview mostly fell flat for me.
STARS: **


BRONX BEAT WITH BETTY & JODI
mercurial New Yorkers Betty (AMP) & Jodi (MAR) flatter (host)

— This sketch makes its debut.
— Despite the cookie-cutter concept of Maya and Amy’s characters and the fact that SNL has certainly had various recurring talk show sketches with this type of character before, I’m enjoying Maya and Amy’s characterizations and interplay with each other. While I had never been a fan of Bronx Beat as a recurring sketch back when this SNL era originally aired, I’m going into this first installment with an open mind during my current viewing.
— I’m getting a lot of laughs from Maya and Amy bombarding Jake with motor-mouthed questions on what nationality he is while complimenting him on his looks.
— I like Maya and Amy randomly deciding to bring Jake back long after his interview has ended, and continue to question and compliment him.
— Overall, judging tonight’s Bronx Beat debut fairly on its own merits without letting my knowledge of this becoming an overused recurring sketch affect my judgment, I cannot deny the fact this was actually a good debut. A charming, likable, funny, well-performed, and enjoyable sketch. It’s a shame if Bronx Beat indeed eventually falls victim to diminishing returns in subsequent installments, like how I remember. (I do recall the Forest Whitaker and Brian Williams ones being charming, though.)
STARS: ***½


TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE
Donald Trump (DAH) disses Rosie O’Donnell at putative Apprentice presser

— SNL’s doing quite a lot of consecutive segments tonight with no commercial breaks in between. Maya and Amy in particular have A LOT of rapid-fire costume changes to make throughout this episode. Then again, it’s possible that this particular sketch is another instance of a seemingly-live sketch actually being a recording of a sketch that was taped live at dress rehearsal, an odd habit that I mentioned in an earlier review SNL sometimes had in the 2000s.
— This “Trump bashes Rosie O’Donnell at every single turn” premise is blah.
— Yeah, so far, there’s very little to like here.
STARS: *½


COOL FOOD
(host) & (KRW) see anthropomorphic meat at the coolest restaurant in town

— What the hell am I watching? This sure is one corny premise. Feels like something straight out of some kiddie comedy show, which echoes a complaint of mine about another restaurant sketch, Hot Plates, even if this Cool Food sketch is definitely nowhere near as insufferable.
— I can definitely see some people finding this sketch to have a silly charm, and I wish I could feel that way, too, but this just ain’t doing it for me.
— Decent visual effect of a screaming Andy being picked up by a fork.
— An actual pretty funny punchline with Jake’s reveal of him and Kristen having done mushrooms before going to this restaurant.
STARS: **


LASER CATS! 2
feline sci-fi sequel by ANS & BIH further annoys LOM

— Laser Cats has officially become a once-a-year recurring segment.
— Bill, when acting dismissive towards the concept of cats shooting lasers out of their mouth: “That’s kids stuff.” No, Bill, kids stuff would be that Cool Food sketch we saw right before this (minus the drug-related ending).
— Funny little gag with Amy carefully placing her cup down on the table when she’s slowly “fainting”.
— Interesting and fun little detail of a superimposed ping-pong ball during Andy and Bill’s slow-motion ping-pong game.
— I love the cheap use of a copy machine as an identity scanner.
— Great gag with Bill’s Laser Cat reloading by eating cat food from a dish.
— Strong twist ending with how Andy kills the villain.
— A good slight variation of the “Get out” ending with Lorne. I mentioned in my review of the first Laser Cats short that I never liked how they made it a staple of these shorts to ALWAYS end with Lorne telling Andy and Bill to get out, but I’ll try to have more of an open mind towards that in these reviews. The reprisal of the “Get out” gag worked for me tonight, and hopefully it will continue to when I review the subsequent Laser Cats installments.
— Overall, much like the first Laser Cats short, so much silly, dumb fun here (which is pretty much the reaction I wish I could’ve gotten from Cool Food). A blast to watch, and I look forward to seeing our next annual Laser Cats short the following season.
STARS: ****½


STOCK FOOTAGE AWARDS
hackneyed broadcast news b-roll is celebrated

— As usual, I’m wary about SNL doing an award show sketch, given their poor track record with them.
— Kristen’s Jane Pauley: “Good evening, I’m Jane Pauley, and I’m here because Katie Couric didn’t want to be.”
— The premise of this particular award show sketch focusing on the use of b-roll footage in news reports actually seems kinda fun in a strange way. I even like the little detail of the award statuette being a gold-plated VHS tape.
— I like Kristen-as-Pauley and Darrell-as-Dan-Rather’s sour look after fake-laughing at the footage of a squirrel water-skiing.
— I’m kinda surprised this sketch has ended already, but that’s probably a good thing. SNL’s award show sketches tend to go on way too long, and the premise of this particular sketch was kept the correct length, with a decent amount of laughs and without stretching the premise too thin.
STARS: ***


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Phantom Limb”


WEEKEND UPDATE
Steve Jobs (FRA) touts the iPhone’s myriad unbelievable features

Whitney Houston (MAR) hawks items left over from her storage unit auction

— SNL writer John Lutz makes his way into yet another Weekend Update photo (the second above screencap for this Update). I love how it’s a running gag to use him in humorous Update photos.
— I’m wary of Fred doing another iPod/iPhone commentary, given how weak his last one was the preceding season.
— I like “on/off button” being randomly mentioned among the amazing features of the new iPhone.
— Fred’s overall Steve Jobs commentary tonight was an improvement over his last one.
— A lot of solid jokes between Amy and Seth tonight.
— Uh-oh. Here comes Maya’s Whitney Houston to hurt the momentum of this solid Update. I was not a fan of her last Update commentary at all.
— I did get a laugh from Maya’s Whitney humming the Sanford And Son theme song.
— Maya’s overall Whitney commentary tonight was thankfully not as annoying as her last one, but it still didn’t do much for me.
STARS: ***½


LAW & ORDER MASTER CLASS
(host) learns from acting guru (AMP) who specializes in Law & Order roles

— A pretty funny and promising concept.
— Amy is really solid at imitating how actors playing employees being questioned in a Law & Order scene are always moving around during their dialogue.
— Fun sequence with Jake having to act out various Law & Order scenarios in rapid-fire speed.
— Fred is cracking me up as an out-of-work Sam Waterston impersonator.
— Did I just see someone running through the background during the Sam Waterston impersonator scene? Was that Maya rushing off the set to get ready for the next sketch? (I told you she and Amy have had to do a lot of fast costume changes tonight.)
STARS: ****


WHEELCHAIR DATES
(host) & (MAR) play matchmakers to wheelchair-bound (JAS) & (KRW)

— Funny reveal of the date that the wheelchair-bound Jason has been set up with turning out to be a wheelchair-bound Kristen.
— I like Jake and Maya constantly avoiding trying to point out Jason and Kristen’s wheelchair similarity, and badly trying to act overly oblivious whenever Jason and Kristen call attention to the wheelchairs.
— Lots of funny lines from Jake and Maya. I can see their occasional yelling of their lines coming off annoying to some people, but it’s not bothering me at all.
— I love Maya randomly and uncontrollably blurting out the inappropriate question “HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?” towards Jason and Kristen.
— A charming and funny ending.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “New Slang”


KAPLAN, LIEBOWITZ & DOLEMITE
lawyers Kaplan (FRA), Liebowitz (host), Dolemite (KET) will represent you

— Funny random concept of Dolemite being in a law firm trio.
— Amusing little detail with Jake’s lazy eye.
— Wait, this sketch is concluding ALREADY?!? After only about 40 seconds?!? There’s NO WAY it was originally planned to be this brief and pointless. There were barely any jokes even delivered here before the sketch abruptly wrapped up. The show must’ve run long and the writer of this sketch was probably forced to do some last-minute trimming to the script before the sketch went on air (much like what happened with the Wine Tasters sketch from the end of the preceding season’s Antonio Banderas episode, though at least THAT sketch still remained funny even in its trimmed form, which is more than I can say for this Dolemite sketch).
STARS: **


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A very average episode. Not much stood out as particularly great and there were some weak spots, but the show did have a good flow and a nice vibe running through the night, which made even some of the weaker sketches have a better atmosphere. Jake Gyllenhaal was a likable and somewhat fun host, and partly attributed to the nice vibe this episode had.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Justin Timberlake)
a slight step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Jeremy Piven