December 3, 2011 – Steve Buscemi / The Black Keys (S37 E8)

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OBAMA IN ONE
Barack Obama (FRA) is number 11 on his list of America’s Most Powerful

— Surprisingly, this is the first time Fred has played Obama all season. Even more surprising, it’s the first of only THREE times this entire season that Fred plays Obama, before the Obama impression gets handed to Jay the following season. I wonder if they were intentionally phasing Fred’s Obama out this season while waiting for Jay to get promoted to repertory player the following season (they presumably didn’t feel comfortable giving the Obama impression to a featured player, especially not one as green a live performer as Jay sometimes tends to be in his early seasons). The lack of appearances from Fred’s Obama this season could also do with the fact that a lot of this season’s cold openings focus on the republican presidential candidates.
— An actual amusing line from Fred’s Obama regarding consumer confidence and people pepper-spraying each other for an Xbox on Black Friday.
— At least we get a bit of a change of pace from the usual boring-as-hell Fredbama-speaks-straight-to-the-camera-from-behind-the-desk cold openings, with Fred’s Obama breaking down an “America’s Most Powerful” list with a Wayne’s World-esque Top 13 board.
— Another surprisingly amusing line from Fred’s Obama, with him sarcastically asking us “How many of you out there have a Fantasy Congress League?” and then proudly saying “Thank you for that joke, Joe Biden!”
STARS: **½


MONOLOGUE
supporting characters ask host how he made the leap to a leading role

— A laugh from the way Steve Buscemi points out that he tends to get typecast in movies as creepy characters.
— Second consecutive episode with Jay dressing in drag. I remember someone on the now-defunct saturday-night-live.com message board asking, back when this episode originally aired, “Is putting Jay in drag some kind of hazing process?”
— Some fun character work from the cast as cliched supporting character archetypes from movies. My favorites are Kenan as the magical African-American and Bill as the guy in war movies who “you just KNOW is gonna die!” All that being said, it kinda bugs me that they’re wasting Steve Buscemi on a monologue like this. How do you give a man as reliably funny and lovably offbeat as him a monologue where he plays a non-comedic straight man to a whole bunch of comedic characters?
— There’s our obligatory Kristen Wiig hammy camera-hogging moment at the end of this monologue (the last above screencap for this monologue).
STARS: ***½


FROZEN MEXICAN DINNER
Frozen Mexican Dinner instantly cures musician’s (PAB) constipation

— Good to see the underused Paul having the lead role in a commercial.
— A pretty solid reveal that the constipation medication that Fred suggests Paul take is a frozen Mexican dinner. The way such a silly and somewhat juvenile concept is being played so tenderly and dramatically is adding to the humor.
— Very funny shot of Paul shaking maracas in an over-excited manner during band practice after he’s finally cured of his constipation.
STARS: ***½


THE MILEY CYRUS SHOW
Whitney Houston (MAR) is a cautionary drug tale to Miley Cyrus (VAB)

— The weed-smoking angle is at least adding a bit of a different flavor to the overly-formulaic Miley Cyrus Show sketches.
— Right before the camera cuts away from a laughing Jason-as-Billy-Ray-Cyrus after he tells Vanessa’s Miley “You’re like a funny little Cheech Marin, baby!”, Jason, still seemingly acting in character, suddenly stops laughing and looks forward with an overly serious, almost-mesmerized look on his face, as if he had an epiphany. What was THAT all about? Was that implying Jason’s Billy Ray suddenly started having second thoughts about being okay with his daughter smoking weed?
— Speaking of oddities in Jason’s performance, he’s added a new mannerism to his Billy Ray Cyrus impression tonight, where he takes the time to toss his head and hair back in a mock-poignant manner before delivering certain lines. Not sure why he’s doing that, as it’s not really adding to the comedy of this sketch.
— A funny and pretty fitting character for Steve to play.
— Some pretty good laughs from the trippy music video.
— Out of absolutely nowhere, we suddenly get a Maya Rudolph cameo (which, as I said in a recent episode review, is something modern-day SNL viewers in 2020 are all too familiar with seeing), reprising her Whitney Houston impression.
— In a somewhat similar vein to the infamously unfortunate timing of Abby once doing a Brittany Murphy spoof in what ended up being two weeks before Murphy’s untimely death, Whitney Houston would end up dying just two months after the original airing of this sketch, a sketch that makes fun of Whitney’s drug use. Yikes. IIRC, this episode would end up never getting an NBC rerun, and people have speculated that it’s because of Whitney’s death. However, couldn’t SNL have just replaced this Miley Cyrus Show sketch with something else in reruns, perhaps a sketch cut after this episode’s dress rehearsal?
— Blah, I don’t like how Maya’s one-note, somewhat-played-out Whitney shtick has completely taken over this sketch, nor do I like how it’s completely sidelined Steve Buscemi, who barely got to say anything before Maya’s Whitney suddenly hijacked this sketch. Between the monologue and this sketch, tonight’s episode so far hasn’t exactly been utilizing Steve to his full potential.
— This ends up being the last Miley Cyrus Show sketch we’ll be seeing for quite a long while. The next one, which also ends up being the final one, doesn’t appear until well over a year later, and it spoofs Miley’s then-new, more-adult image and hairstyle.
STARS: **


BATMAN
commissioner’s (host) privacy is sneakily invaded by Batman (ANS)

— Some chuckles, but the “An Andy Samberg character keeps unexpectedly popping up wherever a certain person goes” concept is too “old hat” for Lonely Island, and was done better in some of their previous shorts.
— I did get a pretty good laugh from Andy’s Batman taking a photo of Steve’s prostate exam, complete with Jason as a doctor cheerfully posing for the photo.
— A very meh and half-assed ending.
STARS: **½


DATELINE
Keith Morrison (BIH) gets off on murderer’s (host) deeds

— The final Dateline sketch with Bill’s Keith Morrison.
— As usual, this is using the same basic concept from the previous Dateline/Keith Morrison sketches, but Bill’s Morrison and his delighted, creepy vocalizations never fail to crack me up.
— Funny line from Bill’s Morrison about how they have to stretch out this murder story because Dateline’s an hour-long show, and how they only have one photo of the murderer, which they keep showing repeatedly.
— A memorable visual of Bill’s Morrison snacking on popcorn while eagerly listening to grisly details of a murder. I’ve often seen that visual used as a GIF on Twitter.
— Bill-as-Morrison’s reactions to Kristen’s “I would let him stick his dong right up in my dumphole” confession is hilarious, with him first reacting with a frozen, speechless face, then saying a poignantly-delivered “I must paint you”, then proceeding to create a painting of Kristen. Even funnier about that last part is that, before the camera cuts away from Bill’s Morrison beginning to paint Kristen, we see that he’s just painting a simple circle for the head and a bigger simple circle for the body (the sixth-to-last above screencap for this sketch).
— Even though the part with Steve joining Bill’s Morrison in his usual delighted, creepy vocalizations is just a copy of what Tracy Morgan did in a previous Dateline sketch, it’s still making me laugh.
— A good offbeat, random ending with Bill’s Morrison imitating a drowning clown in a pool.
STARS: ****


COACH BERT
investigation clears creepy college coach (host) of pedophilia suspicions

— Ah, an all-time classic, and one of the ballsier things SNL has done in this era.
— A lot of priceless taken-aback reactions from Steve’s Coach Bert when Jason says Coach Bert came to mind when wondering if anyone at this college could potentially be a sexual predator.
— I love Jason’s “I know, I’m as surprised as you are!” when reporters are in disbelief upon being told that no evidence of Coach Bert being a pedophile could be found.
— Coach Bert, when wondering why he’s suspected of being a pedophile: “Is it the mustache?!? ‘Cause I can shave the mustache!”
— A great violent outburst from Kenan towards Coach Bert when Kenan expresses disgust over Coach Bert never being seen washing his hands at any point during the investigation of him.
— The escalation to this sketch is fantastic, with us now getting an appearance from Bill as a NAMBLA member, an appearance that’s hilarious right from his opening line about how great it is to be back in a school.
— When the reporters applaud Bill’s NAMBLA character as he leaves, I love an outraged Coach Bert saying “You’re clapping for him?!? Don’t clap for him!”
— Jay, after revealing that the only bad thing Coach Bert did to him during their private meeting was make him listen to a tape of the horrible Bert Man song: “He never molested me…but at times, I would’ve preferred if he had.”
— Excellent ending with the Coach Bert flyer Jason holds up.
— Overall, this sketch was just as incredible as I had remembered.
STARS: *****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Lonely Boy”


WEEKEND UPDATE
aura of adultery surrounds suspension of Herman Cain’s (KET) campaign

the holidays find Drunk Uncle (BOM) unhappy with the direction of society

— Kenan’s Herman Cain telling Seth, immediately after handing him money, “Now, you know that money ain’t free”, made me laugh just due to Kenan’s delivery.
— A predictable but amusing “Why don’t you bend over for Herman Cain?” motto that Kenan’s Cain leads up to.
— Ladies and gentlemen, we have a major recurring character debut!
— Right out of the gate in his debut, Drunk Uncle is coming off very funny in his griping about modern societal and technological norms, and his sloppy use of popular slogans. Bobby already has a solid handle on this character.
— I got a particularly big laugh from Drunk Uncle randomly growling the word “iiiimmigrants!” into his drink.
STARS: ***


SURPRISE
co-worker’s (VAB) pending promotion overstimulates surprise-loving Sue

— (*groan*) The return of Surprise Sue. At least we got a long break from her. Her last appearance prior to tonight was as far back as two seasons ago. I’m not 100% sure, but I think I recall Kristen announcing sometime during that two-year gap that she retired Surprise Sue along with another character or two, because she was sick of playing them. No idea why they un-retired Sue tonight, but this ends up being her final appearance during Kristen’s tenure as a cast member. (Sue gets brought back many years later in a season 42 episode hosted by Kristen.)
— I hate myself for chuckling at the fact that Steve’s character is named Artie Anal, especially since I usually hate when the regular writer(s) of this sketch (either Kent Sublette and/or James Anderson) throws gag names like that into sketches as a random non-sequitur that’s unrelated to the sketch’s premise (a HORRIBLE trademark of many of the sketches that Sublette and/or Anderson are known to have written). I think the only reason this particular Artie Anal name made me laugh was just because of Steve’s affable delivery of it.
— Now Steve has a genuinely funny line, where he says a shocked “God, Sue, you’ve got some knockers!” when seeing Surprise Sue in her bra.
— I saw it coming from a mile away that Sue would eventually end up inside that vending machine in the background.
STARS: **


“SEX” ED VINCENT’S COUPLES WORKSHOP SEX INTENSIVE
erotic chef (host) contributes to Ed Vincent’s tepid Couples Workshop

— Yet another sketch/character tonight that’s making its final appearance, as this is our second and final edition of Paul’s Sex Ed Vincent bit. Good to see this back, and I’m happy that this is the second lead role that the underused Paul has gotten in tonight’s episode alone.
— Like last time, Paul’s giving a strong performance as this character.
— Ha, Steve Buscemi as a character called “The Erotic Chef”. You can already tell this is gonna kill.
— As expected, Steve’s overly-simplistic erotic food routine is great.
— Some very funny sex moves that Paul demonstrates for same-sex couples.
STARS: ****


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “Gold on the Ceiling”


ORNAMENTS
(host) unpacks & comments on Christmas ornaments for Sheila (KRW) to hang

— The first of an occasionally-appearing recurring holiday piece. I love all the ones I’ve seen (I’ve yet to watch the cut-after-dress-rehearsal-but-posted-online Kristen Wiig-starring one from the season 42 episode that Kristen hosts), but to me, none of the follow-ups top this original one.
— I love Steve’s affably-delivered “I’m fully kidding” comment after claiming the snowman ornament had just bit him.
— Every single comment from Steve about each ornament is absolutely slaying me.
— Steve, leaning discreetly into the camera after a loopy moment from Kristen’s side character: “This broad is tryin’ to gaslight me!”
— Steve, regarding one particular ornament: “This one’s been up my butt. Not just a little bit…all the way.”
— All the random and offbeat side actions from Kristen’s tree-decorating character are adding to the humor for me, especially when the tree she’s decorating has inexplicably disappeared out of nowhere.
— After Kristen repeats Steve’s “Merry Christmas, Sheila”, we get a great reveal from the ending title screen that Steve’s character is indeed named Sheila.
STARS: *****


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A bit of an up-and-down episode, but the highs made it worth it. In particular, we got TWO all-time favorites of mine (and certain other SNL fans): Coach Bert and Ornaments. The poor utilization of Steve Buscemi in his first two appearances tonight was worrisome, but his utilization got better as this episode progressed.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


RATED SEGMENTS RANKED FROM BEST TO WORST
Coach Bert
Ornaments
Dateline / “Sex” Ed Vincent’s Couples Workshop Sex Intensive (tie)
Frozen Mexican Dinner
Monologue
Weekend Update
Batman
Obama In One
The Miley Cyrus Show
Surprise


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Jason Segel)
a slight step down


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Katy Perry

April 4, 1998 – Steve Buscemi / Third Eye Blind (S23 E17)

Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars

MULTIPLE BROADCASTS
viewers choice is Lewis Lapham [real] or farcical Bill Clinton (DAH) skit

— A good laugh from the bit with Tim smugly calling himself “the star of Saturday Night Live”, though it got no reaction from the audience.
— Fun premise of viewers being able to “choose” between two broadcasts.
— I cracked up at Tim’s introduction to the Clinton sketch, bluntly describing it as a comedy scene about Clinton’s dong.
— Funny progression to the Clinton sketch with it turning into a wild, silly sex party. This is another cold opening this season that shows how much fun this SNL era has with the Lewinsky scandal.
— I like how even more absurd the sex party gets with Goat Boy now randomly being thrown in. It’s fun seeing unrelated SNL recurring characters/impressions collide.
— I love the turn with Tim taking off his Oprah wig and revealing he’s actually O.J.
— Turns out I was wrong in an earlier review this season where I said Jim Breuer went through his entire SNL tenure without ever getting to open the show with a “Live from New York…”. He’s one of various people who say it during the big group LFNY at the end of this cold opening.
STARS: ****


MONOLOGUE
TIM, ANG, WIF unsuccessfully try to help host return to his improv roots

— I’m enjoying Steve Buscemi’s dissatisfaction with the audience’s suggestions, eventually getting to the point where Steve has to be held back from angrily walking over one particular audience member. I also like Steve telling another audience member “We’re trying to do improv, not stupid-ass-suggestion-prov.”
— Some pretty good laughs from Steve’s “improv” just being quotes from his movies.
STARS: ***½


XEROX ASSJET 790
Rerun from 9/27/97


THE MAD TEA PARTY
truly mad Hatter (host) ruins tea party of Alice (MOS) & Hare (John Hurt)

— Among SNL fans, this is probably the most well-remembered sketch from tonight’s well-liked episode.
— I recall once hearing that Norm Macdonald, who hadn’t “officially” departed as a cast member yet, was originally supposed to play the Hare character that tonight’s credited special guest John Hurt is playing, but something happened during rehearsals of this sketch that caused Norm to walk out for good, causing the preceding Julianne Moore-hosted episode to end up as his final episode as a cast member. Does anyone know more details about what caused Norm to walk out during rehearsals of this sketch? I’m very curious to hear about it.
— Seems pretty random to cast John Hurt in this role. I do love his slowburn, though, after hearing that Steve’s Mad Hatter washes his hands 100 times a day because they smell like his mother.
— Mad Hatter: “I’m so mad, I constantly burn my penis with red-hot cigar butts!”
— Mad Hatter: “I build little race cars out of my poop!”
— Great reveal that the Mad Hatter is just some stranger who wasn’t even invited to the tea party.
— The Mad Hatter putting his fist in his mouth and having a fit is slaying me.
STARS: *****


MORNING LATTE
to (host)’s dismay, Didi Conn’s [real] Grease role snubbed

— As usual, several funny dense lines from the hosts played by Will and Cheri.
— I like Steve’s growing frustration throughout the interview.
— There goes our obligatory yell of “YOU STUPID BITCH!” It gets less and less funny in each passing installment of this sketch.
— After the “YOU STUPID BITCH!” part, I do like Steve storming off while saying “I think I’ll blow my brains out.”
STARS: ***½


GOTH TALK
the Prom of Doom is held in the high school boiler room

— Another refreshing change of scenery for this recurring sketch.
— A big laugh from Will’s song being interrupted by the door next to him swinging open and smacking him in the face.
— Unfortunately, this ends up being Jim’s final appearance in a Goth Talk sketch (we’re nearing the end of his SNL tenure).
— I absolutely love Steve as the affable-but-creepy janitor. He is adding so much to this sketch.
STARS: ****


TV FUNHOUSE
“Titey” by RBS- Disney’s cheerful spin on Titanic uses celebrity voices

— A hilarious idea of a Disney-fied version of Titanic.
— Fun hearing actual celebrities doing voices in this, including Gilbert Gottfried making his triumphant SNL return!
— Smigel is always great at mimicking the styles of certain animation genres when spoofing them, and tonight’s cartoon is a dead-on and very funny parody of typical animated Disney movies from this era.
— That’s Molly Ringwald singing as Anne Frank? Never knew she had such a good singing voice.
— For some reason, during the ending credits of this TV Funhouse, a no-audio freeze-frame shot of Lorne fighting with the dog replaces the usual moving shot of Lorne fighting with the dog while repeatedly saying “Leggo my show!”
STARS: *****


STUFF WE MADE
(JMB) & (host) show their crappy & creepy constructions

— Jim’s doing an accurate imitation of how hosts of do-it-yourself shows typically speak.
— I love Steve’s display of his “ScareJeff”, which he made to scare his wife’s new husband. I also like Steve’s detail of how he uses his “ScareJeff” while wearing a leather mask and playing German techno music.
— Good ad-lib from Jim when he accidentally says “sandpiper” instead of “sandpaper”.
— A great disturbing bit with Steve showcasing his ghost squirrel bike.
STARS: ****


WEEKEND UPDATE
Reggie White (TRM) extends his offensive remarks to cover more groups

— Colin’s opening straight-to-camera rant about Paula Jones was fairly forgettable.
— Some really good traditional news jokes from Colin tonight, even if I still don’t like his habit of muttering an unnecessary ad-lib after every damn joke.
— Speaking of Colin’s habit of muttering ad-libs after the jokes, when the audience is laughing at his Etch-A-Sketch joke, Colin quickly mutters a barely audible “Tina Fey”. I’m guessing Tina was responsible for that Etch-A-Sketch joke, and Colin was giving her on-air credit after seeing how well the audience reacted to it.
— Colin’s Daylight Savings Time joke was so bad, it was good. I also liked the actual funny ad-lib Colin made afterwards about the lameness of that joke.
— Tracy-as-Reggie-White’s commentary about minorities that he hates is cracking me up, in a silly way.
— Reggie White: “You ever see a midget in a suit? That is nasty!” Such a perfectly Tracy Morgan-esque line.
STARS: ***½


MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
musical guest performs “How’s It Going To Be”


JUDGE JUDY
(ANG) & hip-hop dance instructor (host) litigate

— Why does Ana always play the plaintiff in Judge Judy sketches?
— I love the look of Steve’s dance instructor, with the mullet and 80s leather jacket.
— As always, Tracy’s various sassy one-liners as the bailiff are cracking me up.
— Funny bit with Steve demonstrating his “White Tornado” dance.
— In addition to Ana always playing the plaintiff, these Judgy Judy sketches also always end with Judge Judy “surprisingly” siding with the defendant. That twist isn’t even a surprise anymore. Shake things up, SNL writers.
STARS: ***½


JOB INTERVIEW
volatile (host) interviews jobseekers (CHK) & (Natasha Henstridge)

— Oh, here comes a favorite of mine.
— I love the tense and off-beat conversation between Chris and an irritable Steve.
— A particularly memorable bit with Steve thinking UCLA is pronounced “yuckla”.
— Steve, after mentioning he’s not familiar with the college UCLA: “I heard of Pepperdine. Why didn’t you go to Pepperdine?”
— The whole part with Steve talking about the last time he had sex is priceless.
— I love Steve telling Chris he can continue the interview even after letting him know he didn’t get the job.
— Steve: “(angrily) I TELL YOU I HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN 9 YEARS AND YOU TELL ME YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO CATS?!?”
— Hilarious sudden turn with Steve randomly giving Chris the job after all, when Chris has an angry outburst regarding wanting to leave.
— Natasha Henstridge cameo? Ooookay. Not only is it random as hell and not only is she not even given any dialogue, but the audience is dead silent, giving her no recognition applause whatsoever. I do love how Steve calls her “John”, though (as a callback to the name he kept incorrectly calling Chris earlier in the sketch).
STARS: *****


I TOOK A GAY GUY TO PROM
(ANG), (CHO), (MOS) remember their queer beaus

— Random premise, but I like how this is pre-taped and how they’re using special screen filter effects for each interview, giving this a realistic documentary look.
— Gay stereotypes abound here, and I’m not sure how it would come off by today’s standards, but I’m getting enough laughs here.
— I like Molly’s interview descending into insane nonsense, with her calling her prom date various different celebrity names.
STARS: ***


JIM HALSEY’S TRUCK DRIVIN’ MUSEUM
the Kenworth RX-40TD is profiled

— Some good laughs from the uselessness and awkwardness of Steve’s character, just silently and uncomfortably gesturing during Will’s profile of the truck.
— Overall, a simple, short sketch, but Steve absolutely made this whole thing.
STARS: ***½


THE LOST DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY


GOODNIGHTS


IMMEDIATE POST-SHOW THOUGHTS
— A great episode, and has always been one of my favorites of this season. Not only were there a lot of strong sketches tonight, but Steve Buscemi was a fantastic host, giving a great performance in every single sketch and consistently making me laugh all throughout the show. I also love the way the show utilized him, giving him plenty of roles that showcased his knack for playing oddball characters. There’s no excuse for SNL waiting 13 years after this episode to have him host again.


MY PERSONAL CHOICE OF “BEST OF” MOMENTS FOR THIS EPISODE, REPRESENTED WITH SCREENCAPS


HOW THIS EPISODE STACKS UP AGAINST THE PRECEDING ONE (Julianne Moore)
a slight step up


My full set of screencaps for this episode is here


TOMORROW
Greg Kinnear